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Joke of the Day
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
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"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."
"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."
"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."
"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."