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Joke of the Day

"So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables."

"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"

"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."

"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""

"So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar... 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar."

"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."