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Joke of the Day
"So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar... 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar."
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"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"
"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
"Let's play the lion and the lion tamer Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat"
"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"