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Joke of the Day

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"

"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"

"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"

"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."

"A blonde runs into a police station ""Officer! Officer! Help me, I've been graped!"" The policeman is confused ""graped"" he asks, ""well there was a bunch of them"""

"What's the difference between a racist and a liberal? Gullibility"

"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."