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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."
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"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"
"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"
"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty"
"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"
"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"
"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."
"Seize the day! *Sees the day, goes back to bed*"