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Joke of the Day

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."

"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."

"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."

"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""

"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."

"What does a mobster buried in cement eventually become? A hardened criminal."

"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."

"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."