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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."

"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"

"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."

"An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."