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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""

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"They say you learn alot from your first relationship Ya! That's why i'm not having a second"
"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"
"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."
"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"
"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."
"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"
"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"
"""Let the chips fall where they may."" -My kids when they're eating chips on the couch."