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Joke of the Day
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."
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"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"
"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"
"What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!"
"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"
"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""