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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"

"Republican Health Plan Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare."

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo"

"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."

"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"

"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"

"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."

"What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken? They're both getting beaten by the name of Sanders."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"