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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"What is a cows favorite shade of red! Mooroon!"

"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."

"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."

"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"Saw a really attractive woman the other day... She was wearing a miniskirt and a really low-cut shirt and I kept thinking to myself, ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" She did...."

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."