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Joke of the Day

"Saw a really attractive woman the other day... She was wearing a miniskirt and a really low-cut shirt and I kept thinking to myself, ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" She did...."

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."

"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"

"My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk."

"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"If you believe binoculars are overrated, then look no further."

"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."