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Joke of the Day

"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"Are you going to the homecoming? No sorry I cant, I'm going to be at home cumming"

"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"

"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."

"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"

"Jus waited for a stop sign to turn green"

"If Women Ruled the World"

"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."