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Joke of the Day
"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."
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"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."
"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"
"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"Jesus loves you is comforting to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."