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Joke of the Day
"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."
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"Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese."
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"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"
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"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"
"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."