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Joke of the Day
"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."
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"INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: [Removes mask to reveal that he was actually the interviewer the whole time]"
"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"
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