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Joke of the Day
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"
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"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"
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"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."
"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."