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Joke of the Day
"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"
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"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"
"Why can't French people count to 5? Because there's a **tree** in the way."
"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."
"We should stop making jokes out of Harambe Those jokes are dead anyways"
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"
"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."
"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."