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Joke of the Day
"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"
Next Joke
"How do they make Holy Water? They boil the hell out of it."
"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"
"5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?"
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."
"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"
"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."