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Joke of the Day
"A got a beer for my wife... and it was the best trade I've made in a while"
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"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"
"What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground? Look at all that ash..."
"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."
"It's odd to hold a ""World Series"" and not invite other countries. But it's weirder to hold a ""Miss Universe"" and not invite other planets."
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is bad for kids to play with, and the other is a plastic grocery bag."
"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."
"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."
"It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. "