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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground? Look at all that ash..."
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"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
"I asked a German girl her number. Apparently, it was 999-999-9999."
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a flask of whiskey, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."
"What does a virgin woman and a shotgun have In common? One cock and they're ready to burst. EDIT: grammar, thanks /u/J7T12"
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."