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Joke of the Day

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"

"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk."

"Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR"

"I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch. He needs a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women. What an ideal career!! Sadly, The Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job."

"So far, too much day and too little hump."

"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."

"why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light"