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Joke of the Day
"It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. "
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"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"
"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."
"Grandma is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."
" Metric dollar."
"I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor."
"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"
"[Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes"
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions ""He hired a clown for my nana's funeral"" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN"