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Joke of the Day

"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."

"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"

"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"

"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."

"[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*"

"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman."

"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."