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Joke of the Day
"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
"I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'"
"""FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."""
"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."
"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"
"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"
"You give great word of mouth"
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"