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Joke of the Day

"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"

"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""

"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"

"Have you ever been so high you had to pull over and ask someone for directions, and when you do it's your fridge and you're not driving?"

"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."

"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."

"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."

"A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19"" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up."

"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."

"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."