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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"

"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."

"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"

"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."

"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."

"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"If the election were held today, a lot of people would be like, ""I thought the election was on November 6th."""

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."