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Joke of the Day

"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"

"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"Best joke ever Women's rights"

"Mom: Did we pack everything? The stupid baby monitor? Dad: Ugh I hate that annoying dumb thing! Tiny Monitor Lizard: Ok wow I'm right here"

"You know what amazes me? A maze."

"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""

"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."

"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."