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Joke of the Day

"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."

"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"

"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"

"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns--maybe one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."

"Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that."

"What's the hardest thing, being in a room full of sexy people? my dick"

"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."

"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."