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Joke of the Day
"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."
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"How many tickels until a octopus laughs Ten-tickels...... I'll leave"
"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."
"What's better than roses on my piano? tulips on my organ."
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"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"
"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"
"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."
"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""