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Joke of the Day
"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."
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"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator."
"On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups. The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit"
"Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks?"
"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"
"I'm gonna get a neck tattoo that looks exactly like my neck."
"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."
"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""
"This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors.... My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!"
"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."