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Joke of the Day
"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."
Next Joke
"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."
"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("
"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"Whenever I hear someone scream ""Call an ambulance,"" I'm like, um, ever heard of email"
"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"
"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."
"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"