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Joke of the Day

"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."

"God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad."

"In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour."

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"