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Joke of the Day

"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."

"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."

"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"

"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."

"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."

"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."

"I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time."