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Joke of the Day
"You know what amazes me? A maze."
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"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"
"What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung"
"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."
"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."
"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""
"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"
"Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter."
"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."