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Joke of the Day

"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"Ma'am, your son is dead. Why, what happened, officer? He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back."

"Susan froze to death. She was cremated It's what she would have wanted."

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"

"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"

"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"