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Joke of the Day
"The power went out. At the gigafactory."
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"i know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"
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"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of ""The Apprentice."""