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Joke of the Day
"What currency do they use in space? Star Bucks."
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"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."
"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."
"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"
"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"
"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""