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Joke of the Day

"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."

"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."

"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"

"why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."

"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."