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Joke of the Day
"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."
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"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"
"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."
"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"
"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."
"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""
"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"
"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"
"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."