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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines"

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."

"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"

"What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?"

"If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."