32659
Joke of the Day
"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."
Next Joke
"I went hardcore camping last weekend. Let's just say, it was intense."
"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."
"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? Wipes his ass."
"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."
"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"
"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"
"Don't have a ""Garage sale"" if I can't buy your garage idiot."