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Joke of the Day
"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"
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"Hey, man. Can I get a cold one? ""Sorry sir, the morgue is closed after 6."""
"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"
"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""
"2 P R D R D R 2 R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 A girl trying to park a car"
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"
"if you imagine all of Adele's songs are about a cheeseburger, it changes things drastically."
"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."
"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"