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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"
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"A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster It has a weight limit"
"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."
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"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"
"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."