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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"
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"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""
"I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal. He said it only slowed him down."
"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."
"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""
"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"