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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."

"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."

"I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump Trump is like gold. Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"

"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters."

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"