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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"
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"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"
"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."
"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."
"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."
"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."
"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"