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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"
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"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""
"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"
"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"
"Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings."
"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What do you call an angry black man? Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter."