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Joke of the Day

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"Incontinence Hotline Could you hold, please?"

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists."

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"What is so good about dead baby jokes? They never get old"

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."