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Joke of the Day

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."

"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later."

"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because there is a fucking dead horse inside of it."

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."