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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."
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"I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily"
"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("
"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts."
"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"
"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."