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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
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"If a dog ran away every three nights and had an orange tail, what would that make it? I think it would still be a dog..."
"People with private Twitter accounts should know that withholding their tweets is like not letting us talk to their toddler on the phone."
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"
"I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA."
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"
"And That's How the Fight Started. Wife: You are always so negative. Husband: I'll be more optimistic...I'm positive you're an idiot!"
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"