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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."

"I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."

"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."