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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."

"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you. ****************** YOU: I murdered someone. YOUR CAT: Me too."

"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"

"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"

"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."

"Just got a peek at Santa's naughty list! Amazingly, it's almost identical to my friends list. Can't believe some of the things you people have done!"