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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
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"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."
"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."
"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"
"Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time."
"What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised."
"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."
"Being a courteous dinner guest, I always offer to do the dishes. I'm not the one who's going to eat off them next. Quick rinse works for me."