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Joke of the Day
"I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily"
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"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."
"As a boy, I went to a Catholic School... It was a pain in the ass."
"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"
"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"
"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"""I'm wet and have crabs."" That's what sea said."
"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."
"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."