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Joke of the Day

"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."

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"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"
"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"
"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey"
"A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation."
"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."
"Before I had my son, I used to hate kids. Now I just hate yours."
"A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic."